Saturday, June 3, 2017

Trevor Noah notes Trump told nature to “go f**k itself” while standing in a garden.

President Donald Trump’s announcement that he’s withdrawing the U.S. from the Paris climate agreement was just like an episode of “The Bachelorette,” according to Trevor Noah.

Thursday’s “Daily Show” screened the moment outside the White House in which Trump slowly built up to his big announcement. Noah reimagined the president saying, “Earth, we had a great time in the hot tub, but I’ve gotta give a rose to coal, my black beauty, I choose you.”

Then the host got serious about Trump’s action.

“We all joke about him destroying the world, but this could be it,” he said. “And can I just say, telling nature to go fuck itself while standing in a garden is a pretty gangsta move, I’m not gonna lie.”

Noah said the only way that it could’ve been more messed up would be if a polar bear was standing in the background during the announcement. If that happened, the comedian joked, he’s sure the president’s son Eric Trump would’ve shown up and shot the animal. “Father, look what I’ve brought you. Do you love me now?” he said in his best Eric Trump impersonation.

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