Check Out This Little Girl's Hilarious To-Do List

Little children are adorable but they can also be terrifying, unrepentant yet hilarious and funny people who don't subscribe to reason and refuse to understand logic. And most frightening? They have some scary ideas! Need proof? This list that popped up on R earlier today was written by a small child with big plans just in case her older brother mysteriously disappears. Here's the entire missive:

Yeah, you read that right. She will hammer everything he loves and then dye his carpet pink. This is one little girl you would not want to meet in a dark alley.
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